The Playground

I mailed letters to the Mayor, the council president, the Councilman of Recreation, the local newspaper, the town's improvement program, and various other borough officials in response to the citation letter I received about my leaf pile. Additionally, I've ornamented my leaf pile with a wrought iron post and a sign that states, "Pending Dispute" because I don't want borough workers coming around and thinking they can just rake it up and take it away. It's my leaf pile and I like it where it is, thank you very much.

So we'll see what happens. I'm thinking of copying the letter I wrote into this blog because I thought it was pretty damn good.

Stirring up strife
is the spice of life