Today was the first time I have not been carded at a liquor store. There are times that I have not been carded at a restaurant, but they are rare.
I'm conflicted. Do I feel relieved because now perhaps I don't resemble an unwed teenage mother; maybe the old ladies won't look askance as I shlep along my three yard-apes.
But. I like the idea of looking younger than I am. Because I am vain and in college as an adult student and I really don't want to be looked at like that. You know what I mean. You all looked like that at the few adult students when you were in college.
I just want to blend in. Sometimes.